Thursday, October 24, 2013

Washington DC Opens The Mall For Dave E

Kaysville resident Dave E. made it very clear to Barack O. that the government shut down was in direct conflict with his upcoming vacation with daughter, Hailey. Appropriately, Dave E., a man not apt to put up with limitations, exerted his extraordinary mind powers towards Washington DC and demanded that the barriers come down. And this is how The Mall opened just hours before Dave and Hailey's arrival.
 The two most important people in America were able to enjoy a few days in our nation's capital without disappointment. Hailey savored the National History Museum most, while Dave's interests tended toward the art of some guy named Van-go. They both walked and biked to all the pertinent sites and only had to push down a few barriers/fences out of sheer rebellion.
 










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