Weekends with Tanner are not complicated. They are simply exhausting. The whole weekend revolves around food, YouTube, noise and sleep. That's about it. Except that these few things rule every spare moment. Each meal is a total disaster clean up x3. Each YouTube video involves the world's stupidest criminals and daredevils. And when Tanner sees people get tazered or injured he jumps around in delight. Finally when he needs to go to sleep he dozes off to the hum of the vacuum or the incessant white noise of a radio.
Every meal has to be smothered in poppyseed dressing, even spaghetti
Every show involves a criminal or an idiot
And when the day is over Tanner collapses into half sleep where he won't let me turn off the vacuum. Sometime later, after deep sleep envelopes him , I turn off the noise and am faced with a deafening silence.
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