The Great Escape

In seafaring language it is called a "tall ship". Among the
prestigious it is called a "sailing yacht". I just call it a
great escape.

When: mid-March
Where: Caribbean
Occasion: 20 long and glorious years of marriage

Key Words: Teak-lined decks, Towering white sails, Azure seas,
-------------Sugary beaches, Gourmet dining, Tranquility

Just The Beginning....

I remember the good ol' days when Tanner's cute little head left
indentations in the sheet rock. I remember when Tanner's perfect
little noggin put concavities in the car door. I even recall the tender
bruises Tanner gave me on my shoulder when he was frustrated
with me. Those are all such yielding and delicate objects.

But now since Tanner is bigger and stronger he is choosing less
pliable objects to hit his head against. Damage to microwave: $300
Damage to Tanner: Nada