The Gift of All Gifts

I had to endure yet another unwelcome birthday. Luckily I was
presented with a luxury that few get the pleasure of receiving on
their special day.

This baby is perfect for power-hungry vacuumers like me;
impressive power, great handling balance, traction control,
GPS, keyless ignition, graceful and responsive.
250 horsepower, goes from zero to sixty in 2.5 seconds....
Finally, the luxury I deserve.

oops, I was reading the owners manual for a Lexus.