Every door in this house has toothpicks stuck in the door casing.Does a toothpick ward off evil spirits? Does it bring good luck to
the inhabitants? Do the toothpicks cast a powerful spell on whom-
ever shall enter?
No. We are not a superstitious family. We do, however, have asneaky little goblin living here who enjoys wreaking havoc
wherever he goes. Therefore every door is locked or chained or
blocked in some way. So if I need to fold laundry I take the
toothpick out of the door jamb and unlock the door. If I want
to go into my room I take the toothpick out of the door jamb
and unlock the door. If I want to use the restroom I take the
toothpick out of the door jamb and unlock the door. Get the point?
The fridge is locked
The cupboards are locked
Any door leading to the outside world is chained. Welcome to my world.
It seems like you should just ask Dave to not walk out of the house without telling you first...or to stay out of the fridge....why won't he listen to you?
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funny- sounds like dave needs to finish the basement and make it into "the boy's apartment" then you can unlock the liquor cabinet
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